If You Don't Die To Self, I May Have To Kill You

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Marital Misery? You're Not Alone Contemplating divorce? (Gasp) Never! Murder? (Hmmmmm) Well, maybe ... ! If your marriage resembles a combat zone more than a covenant commitment, you're in good company. If You Don't Die to Self, I May Have to Kill You is packed with juicy foibles and misdeeds candidly expressed by Emmy-nominated TV news reporter Karen Long. Follow her behind the scenes to discover solid spiritual ammunition targeting attitude, gratitude, contentment, forgiveness, self-denial, and even suffering. Romance, suspense, and intrigue mark Karen's antics, and 'what not to dos' reinforce biblical principles that light the way from marital misery to a harmonious hitch. Contemplating Divorce? (Gasp) Never! Murder? (Pause) Well ... maybe! The slogan for The Divorce Store reads: 'When 'till death do you part' isn't soon enough' Can you relate? 'Instead of just waiting for Paul to keel over, I spent years looking for a younger woman for him, someone who enjoys doing laundry' 'I calculated I'd forgiven Paul the biblically required seven times seventy-490 times-over the course of one weekend alone ... 'When 'two become one flesh' you either get some unity or you get Frankenstein. We got a monster of a marriage ... When your marriage resembles a combat zone more than a covenant commitment, you need a few weapons, er ... tools at your disposal. Former award-winning TV news reporter Karen Long candidly expresses juicy foibles and misdeeds marking her treacherous memorable twenty-year marriage with Paul. The happy ending? They're still married. Only now they're laughing. Karen will arm you with solid spiritual ammunition targeting attitude, gratitude, contentment, forgiveness, and-of course-suffering. Humorously revealing her hard-won wisdom, this book is your ticket out of marital misery and into a harmonious hitch.