No, You Can't

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Think The Office and Parks and Recreation are the greatest television shows ever? Worship at the feet of Jon Stewart and Tina Fey? Want to read a self-help book that is actually funny? If so, No, You Can't is for you.Author Dave Dunseath says No, You Can't is for those who were invited to life's big banquet and ended up working at the drive-thru. An excellent gift book and a first-rate humor book, No, You Can't also offers such crumbs of wisdom as:• Hope is a crutch. Crutches are only good for getting two things: awesome parking at the mall and sympathy dates. Otherwise, they will just slow you down.• You can't be a failure when you have no hope of winning.• Whoever said nothing is easy has never tried quitting.